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Look at them. 

Don't they look cute? All chubby and nommy, and squishy?

They are evil. 

They are an instrument of torture.

Somewhere between bath time, sofa cuddles and bedtime, these little piggies become sticky, grippy little gecko toes.

Which are then used in anger against me. All. Night. Long.

Are my babies the only ones that do this?

By "this" I mean peddle furiously in their semi dozing state so that their nails drag down my torso?

Their evil razor sharp little baby nails.

Please tell me some of you share my pain. We can have a club. We can call it the "I can't wear a bikini because my mini Freddie Kruger just made my stretch marks look like roadkill"


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